If Programming Language were Humans

Taken from here and nixCraft page (click there to see larger text).

• Python: my formatting is my syntax!
• Javascript: I'm technically functional
• PHP: can I GET guys anything?
• Haskell: (lambda x.x am pure)(i)
• C/C++: If you're not allocating memory, you're not living!
• C#: I am nothing like my father.
• Erlang: Destroy one of my processes and I will only grow stronger
• Elixir: I Draw my Eldritch Power From all my process-chans
• Rust: I'll be designated driver tonight!
  Programmer: we know
  Rust: Don't talk while eatingyou could choke and die haha
• Fortran: I am unparalled in numerical ^ scientific computation!
• Matlab: Come with me if you want to research
• Lua: I'll take things from here
• Lisp Dialects: Trust in the recursion
  Racket: learning is fun

Ah there are some updates!