Programming Rants

programming: the action or process of writing computer programs. | rants: speak or shout at length in a wild, [im]passioned way.

Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

2017-01-02

If Programming Language were Humans

Taken from here and nixCraft page (click there to see larger text). Python: my formatting is my syntax! Javascript: I'm tech...

2016-11-01

Rescue the Princess using 8 Programming Languages

For the lolz, source .

2016-08-01

If Programming Language were Musical Instruments

Sauce: http://9gag.com/gag/aM9YOgP Go would be a drum :3

2016-07-03

If Operating Systems ran The Airlines

Copied from https://telegram.me/programmerjokes UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport...

2015-12-21

If Programming Language were Woman

A sexist joke.. PHP is your teenage sweetheart, the girl you first awkwardly fumbled around with that one summer. Just don't try a...

2015-02-10

If Programming Languages were Religions

This is old (2008) but still fun to re-read ^_^;; Re-blogged from higherorderfun ( Rodrigo Monteiro ). (Inspired by “ If programming lang...

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