2016-06-19

Flowchart to choose your programming language

Just now, I found a cool site to generate flowchart from source code (just like dot program):

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Anyway this just a joke, just like before (if programming language were religion/woman), may odds be in your favor..

Btw here's the code if you want to modify.. please use http://pastie.org if you want to do a long comment containing source code..

Choosing Programming language flowchart;
if(I really really care 
about runtime performance) {
  if(I am masochist..) {
    if(I like Mozilla..) {
      Use Rust;rust-lang.org
    } else {
      Use C++;cplusplus.com
    }
  } else if(I don't want 
  to learn something new..) {
    Use C;cprogramming.com
  } else if(I like long lines..) {
    Use Java;java.com
  } else if(I like FP?) {
    if(But I'm not masochist..) {
      Use Scala;scala-lang.org;
    } else if(I like parentheses..) {
      Use Clojure;clojure.org
    } else if(I like Microsoft) {
      Use FSharp;fsharp.org;
    } else {
      Use Haskell;haskell.org;
    }
  } else { 
    if(I like Microsoft..) {
      if(I hate C++) {
        if(My computer is ancient..) {
          Use VB6;
        } else {
          Use VB.NET;
        } 
        vbforums.com;
      } else {
        Use CSharp;csharp-station.com;
      }
    } else if(I like Facebook..) {
      Use Hack;hacklang.org;
    } else if(I like Apple..) {
      if(I'm a bit masochist..) {
        Use Objective-C;developer.apple.com;
      } else {
        Use Swift;swift-lang.org;
      }
    } else if(I like Google..) {
      if(But I also like java 
      and javascript..) {
        Use Dart;dartlang.org;
      } else { 
        Use Go;golang.org;
      }
    } else {
      // you can also use Lazarus
      // lazarus.freepascal.org
      Use Delphi;embarcadero.com;
    }
  } 
} else {
  if(I don't want to install a thing..) {
    if(I use linux, mac, or win 10) {
      Use Bash;bash-hackers.org;
    } else {
      Use Javascript;javascript.com;
    }
  } else if(I love spaghetti..) {
    if(I don't care about my future..) {
      // Most likely you will be killed by maintainer that reads your code..
      Use Perl;perl.org;
    } else {
      Use PHP;php.net;
    }
  } else if(I want to make game mods..) {
    Use Lua;lua.org;
  } else if(I like indentations..) {
    Use Python;python.org;
  } else {
    Use Ruby;ruby-lang.org;
  }
}

Aww snaps, I forgot to add Elixir, Julia, and Crystal  -_- oh well.. maybe sometime in the future.

3 comments :

  1. if(I am masochist..) {
    if(I like Mozilla..) {
    Use Rust;rust-lang.org

    Why so? Rust is fun and is not tied to Mozilla in any way other than it was started by guy that worked in Mozilla. Now Rust is backed up at least by Dropbox and Tilde.

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  2. Programming is very interesting and creative thing if you do it with love. Your blog code helps a lot to beginners to learn programming from basic to advance level. I really love this blog because I learn a lot from here and this process is still continuing.
    Love from Pro Programmer

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